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For that last ditch effort, this green coat can surround your ever-increasing form with a cloth-covered cloud of mystery. We recommend a slight leaning-forward posture to maximize the cloak’s effectiveness. And though June may be approaching, keep in mind coats can still be worn throughout the summer months in the cool, rainy climes of the Lowlands.

The mystery unveiled…

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And cousin to the Cloak of Mystery, for those many, many rainy Lowland days (or even if you want to pretend to just be prepared), we also present the Multi-Coloured Cape of Last Resort:

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And here’s what virtually no other wardrobe devices, save a shower curtain, could possibly hide at this point…

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